Jennifer... I doubt you will ever read this but I love you and you are the only thing that keeps me going... I don't know where I am now that you're gone...
Monday, October 10, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Church of the impenetrable anus, and the rotisserie style rodent., 2
The priest stood, skewered mouse in hand and I waited in harrowingly disgusting inpatients with my heart beating fast to find out what would be done with the strange sacrifice.
The silence was broken by the preacher's strong voice, not quite warbling with his age. "Friends and family of the church, all believer's of the great impenetrable anus- the time has come." He span the length of the room with the mouse like it were merely a pencil. "The time has come- for the ultimate test. Not only a test that will prove the faith of the chosen one, but also, their strength. Weaklings must die, the anus will only have strong blood at his side, and if you are chosen and you cannot complete the test, you will be hung. As an offering."
Again the crowd cheered, though the vulgarity of the speech made me ponder the church's morals, they seemed perfectly understanding and content with the rules of the "test".
"Now for our chosen one! May our prophet stand forth!" A man without any pants stood and walked to the priest. The crowd was silent with awe and anticipation to see who would be the lucky (or unlucky) chosen one. "As you all know- Chard here has a strong bond with the anus himself and can take messages and commands from the dark hole. He will be told who is the chosen one."
Chard turned his ass to the crowd and bent over exposing more of a man's crack then I'd ever hope to witness and he began walking backwards into the sea of people. Almost as if an invisible string was dragging him, he lurched in skips, slow hobbles and steady strides past around and practically over people. His butt was a radar for the chosen one.
He went past everyone, not slowing a bit and went almost straight to me. His ass crack rubbed it's steaming disgustingness all over my arm in a display of announcement. I was the chosen one.
again with the leaving you hanging! sorry peoples! lol
The silence was broken by the preacher's strong voice, not quite warbling with his age. "Friends and family of the church, all believer's of the great impenetrable anus- the time has come." He span the length of the room with the mouse like it were merely a pencil. "The time has come- for the ultimate test. Not only a test that will prove the faith of the chosen one, but also, their strength. Weaklings must die, the anus will only have strong blood at his side, and if you are chosen and you cannot complete the test, you will be hung. As an offering."
Again the crowd cheered, though the vulgarity of the speech made me ponder the church's morals, they seemed perfectly understanding and content with the rules of the "test".
"Now for our chosen one! May our prophet stand forth!" A man without any pants stood and walked to the priest. The crowd was silent with awe and anticipation to see who would be the lucky (or unlucky) chosen one. "As you all know- Chard here has a strong bond with the anus himself and can take messages and commands from the dark hole. He will be told who is the chosen one."
Chard turned his ass to the crowd and bent over exposing more of a man's crack then I'd ever hope to witness and he began walking backwards into the sea of people. Almost as if an invisible string was dragging him, he lurched in skips, slow hobbles and steady strides past around and practically over people. His butt was a radar for the chosen one.
He went past everyone, not slowing a bit and went almost straight to me. His ass crack rubbed it's steaming disgustingness all over my arm in a display of announcement. I was the chosen one.
again with the leaving you hanging! sorry peoples! lol
Posted by Sinister Snowfall. at 9:02 PM 0 comments
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Church of the impenetrable anus, and the rotisserie style rodent.,
So, those of you with weak stomachs, I warn you, my dreams are not for the faint of heart... Or clinically phobic.....
So, I'm in this school, and for some reason, there's a church in the back. So I check it out, because I've never heard of a public school having a church service. Wasn't that illegal? Or was it optional? But still, I found it to be highly inaprpriate and rude to have a christian church in a public school.
Upon entering, every eye rose to me with a scalding that only that of religious eyes could spit in a glance; "You're late for church... Shun the non-believer." So I sat in the back row and quietly and uncomfortably waited until all the scalding eyes were once again on the preacher, and not looking down from their mental religious podiums at me with anger and crude rejection.
I listened to the preacher speak, and what I heard confused and somewhat disgusted me. "...and so the great and all-mighty anus sprayed it's white load all over the holy cloud of condoms, and thus- there is rain." As the preacher spoke, he pulled a mouse out of a cadge near the alter and held it between his forefinger and thumb by the tail. After he finished speaking, he announced in a quite proud voice that it was time for the great sacrifice.
Everyone in the "church" began to clap and shout with such excitement and crude outburst, if I weren't so curious, I would have left there running.'
The priest then took the mouse by it's middle and looked at it lovingly. My stomach cringed with utter nausea as the smiling man without a second thought- skewered the poor squeaking thing from in its ass hole, to out it's mouth. The squeaking stopped (or at least I assume) for the cheers grew louder in the crowd. Everyone seemed joyous for the little thing's death. How strange.
The preacher requested "the fire of the burning left ball" and some men in dark brown hooded cloaks bring him a bowl of coals lit to an orange blaze, there were two Y shaped poles on either side of the bowl on which the preacher placed the skewered mouse's stick and turned it slowly. More cheering from the crowd.
"A noble sacrifice for the great impenetrable anus!" The mouse's fur fell off in clumps of hair and bloodied skin and there wasn't much meat on the bones at all. What were they planning to do with such a strange rotisserie style rodent?
Once the mouse looked "good enough to eat" the preacher took the mouse off the fire and smelled it, seeming to savor it's wafting sent. The crowd went silent with anticipation. I stared in disbelief.
More soon. :) way to leave you hanging lol
So, I'm in this school, and for some reason, there's a church in the back. So I check it out, because I've never heard of a public school having a church service. Wasn't that illegal? Or was it optional? But still, I found it to be highly inaprpriate and rude to have a christian church in a public school.
Upon entering, every eye rose to me with a scalding that only that of religious eyes could spit in a glance; "You're late for church... Shun the non-believer." So I sat in the back row and quietly and uncomfortably waited until all the scalding eyes were once again on the preacher, and not looking down from their mental religious podiums at me with anger and crude rejection.
I listened to the preacher speak, and what I heard confused and somewhat disgusted me. "...and so the great and all-mighty anus sprayed it's white load all over the holy cloud of condoms, and thus- there is rain." As the preacher spoke, he pulled a mouse out of a cadge near the alter and held it between his forefinger and thumb by the tail. After he finished speaking, he announced in a quite proud voice that it was time for the great sacrifice.
Everyone in the "church" began to clap and shout with such excitement and crude outburst, if I weren't so curious, I would have left there running.'
The priest then took the mouse by it's middle and looked at it lovingly. My stomach cringed with utter nausea as the smiling man without a second thought- skewered the poor squeaking thing from in its ass hole, to out it's mouth. The squeaking stopped (or at least I assume) for the cheers grew louder in the crowd. Everyone seemed joyous for the little thing's death. How strange.
The preacher requested "the fire of the burning left ball" and some men in dark brown hooded cloaks bring him a bowl of coals lit to an orange blaze, there were two Y shaped poles on either side of the bowl on which the preacher placed the skewered mouse's stick and turned it slowly. More cheering from the crowd.
"A noble sacrifice for the great impenetrable anus!" The mouse's fur fell off in clumps of hair and bloodied skin and there wasn't much meat on the bones at all. What were they planning to do with such a strange rotisserie style rodent?
Once the mouse looked "good enough to eat" the preacher took the mouse off the fire and smelled it, seeming to savor it's wafting sent. The crowd went silent with anticipation. I stared in disbelief.
More soon. :) way to leave you hanging lol
Posted by Sinister Snowfall. at 8:18 PM 0 comments
Monday, June 20, 2011
I am flipping out, and need to calm down, but I can't.
Okay, so its obvious that I love my amazing girlfriend Jennifer. This much I assume you know. And when you love someone, you love and obsess over every little single thing they give you and you hang them on your walls and cuddle with them at night and look at them every time you come into your room, and this weekend, at a party she gave me another letter for my collection, and I read it a thousand times over and over again, I'm surprised my eyes weren't stained by the purple ink. I cherished it just like the others and planned to hang it up with the rest as soon as I got home. But when I reached into my pocket to fish out the small but mighty piece of paper, all my searching fingers found was the hair tie and double A battery that I had meant to take out days before.
Tears fell down my face immediately and splashed at my feet. I felt like the worst person in the world and the shittiest girlfriend in the history of the universe. I know I over reacted but I really cherish everything she gives and does for me.
So, I practically destroyed my room searching high and low for the paper with the purple writing on it. I looked under my bed, I looked in my closet, I looked in every bag and I couldn't find it for the life of me... So I called up Jennifer and cried to her about it. She laughed, but what can I say? I would have too. But even just hearing her voice made my heart stop racing, and my tears stop falling. I love her to death in so many ways its not even funny. (well, I take that back)
I don't know if she knows it, but she saved me from something that would have ruined my life. I can't tell what it is, but someday I'll tell her, and I hope she'll know how important she is to me.
Jannuu, if you're reading this, babe, I love you and all that you do for me. Thanks for always being mine <3
Tears fell down my face immediately and splashed at my feet. I felt like the worst person in the world and the shittiest girlfriend in the history of the universe. I know I over reacted but I really cherish everything she gives and does for me.
So, I practically destroyed my room searching high and low for the paper with the purple writing on it. I looked under my bed, I looked in my closet, I looked in every bag and I couldn't find it for the life of me... So I called up Jennifer and cried to her about it. She laughed, but what can I say? I would have too. But even just hearing her voice made my heart stop racing, and my tears stop falling. I love her to death in so many ways its not even funny. (well, I take that back)
I don't know if she knows it, but she saved me from something that would have ruined my life. I can't tell what it is, but someday I'll tell her, and I hope she'll know how important she is to me.
Jannuu, if you're reading this, babe, I love you and all that you do for me. Thanks for always being mine <3
Posted by Sinister Snowfall. at 9:19 PM 0 comments
FUCK!
FUCK WRITER'S BLOCK ALL THE WAY TO HELL AND BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Sinister Snowfall. at 5:25 PM 0 comments
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
I sit and wonder about all the things in the world that make me happy, and you're definitely one of them if you're on this list!
Jannuu!
Breeee!
Monicaaa!
Karissa!
sour patch kids!
Jewlie!
Rachel!
Justin!
Katie!
Abby
eric
josh
Amaris!
kelsey!
Autumn!!
derek
cherokee
ada
caity!
cory
lucy
luke
magen
miranda
nicole
paige
robin
taj
taylor
zach
THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jannuu!
Breeee!
Monicaaa!
Karissa!
sour patch kids!
Jewlie!
Rachel!
Justin!
Katie!
Abby
eric
josh
Amaris!
kelsey!
Autumn!!
derek
cherokee
ada
caity!
cory
lucy
luke
magen
miranda
nicole
paige
robin
taj
taylor
zach
THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Sinister Snowfall. at 11:28 AM 0 comments
Searching
You know, all this time, I spent searching, all come crashing down around me in crimson cascades of shock and glass shards of time. The love, the girl, the touch I'd been needing... It was right there in front of me. It was a girl I'd never noticed before, a girl that was called names by the style of her hair.
She was short, and funny and although small in size, she was mighty in strength and intelligence. Her eyes were a light shade that swayed between gray, green, and silver tones, not knowing which it wanted to be. She had slight freckles, and a tiny nose that you just wanted to push on like a button. She was beautiful.
All this time, I'd been searching for a girl that could make my heart happy, and take away my sadness, and fill my empty soul. That girl was someone I'd never noticed before. But soon I began to see her more and more in the hall ways. She had such short hair and she was... might I say- handsome. I wanted her.
I sought after her and found to my sadness that she already had someone to call her own, and though she doesn't now it, my heart sank when I heard how she talked about her. So I tried to forget about my feelings and just be her friend. But no matter how I tried to repress my feelings, they kept spilling out onto the pages of my diary. I wanted her like the blade of a knife longed for the soft flesh of blood-filled prey. It was a toxic sort of lust that seemed unorthodox under the circumstances, for I'd only known her for a short while. She seemed like a drug to my reeling senses. Like after your first line of crank, you only look forward to the next. I needed more, more, more, and there never seemed to be enough. And I thought at several points that I might loose it.
But in my hands a baby lies as my phone buzzes to artificial life on the floor beside us. The screen showed my beloved, saying that she had been cheated on by her girlfriend, and as terrible as that was and how sad it made us both, I knew it was my time and that I needed to act fast. She was too wonderful and pretty to stay single for too long and if I didn't get it while the getting was good, I might regret it forever.
I still remember the second it happened. I was sitting in galactic fun zone with my good friend Bre, when my phone buzzed and my hand flew to it. Flipped it open and what did I see? The junior high form of proposal from the beauty herself; "So... Like, what do you think about going out with me..?" A smile creeped across my face and a warmth that hadn't been there in a long time filled my heart. "I'd love to... Are you..asking me?"
"Yea... *blushes*"
"Yush!!"
She was short, and funny and although small in size, she was mighty in strength and intelligence. Her eyes were a light shade that swayed between gray, green, and silver tones, not knowing which it wanted to be. She had slight freckles, and a tiny nose that you just wanted to push on like a button. She was beautiful.
All this time, I'd been searching for a girl that could make my heart happy, and take away my sadness, and fill my empty soul. That girl was someone I'd never noticed before. But soon I began to see her more and more in the hall ways. She had such short hair and she was... might I say- handsome. I wanted her.
I sought after her and found to my sadness that she already had someone to call her own, and though she doesn't now it, my heart sank when I heard how she talked about her. So I tried to forget about my feelings and just be her friend. But no matter how I tried to repress my feelings, they kept spilling out onto the pages of my diary. I wanted her like the blade of a knife longed for the soft flesh of blood-filled prey. It was a toxic sort of lust that seemed unorthodox under the circumstances, for I'd only known her for a short while. She seemed like a drug to my reeling senses. Like after your first line of crank, you only look forward to the next. I needed more, more, more, and there never seemed to be enough. And I thought at several points that I might loose it.
But in my hands a baby lies as my phone buzzes to artificial life on the floor beside us. The screen showed my beloved, saying that she had been cheated on by her girlfriend, and as terrible as that was and how sad it made us both, I knew it was my time and that I needed to act fast. She was too wonderful and pretty to stay single for too long and if I didn't get it while the getting was good, I might regret it forever.
I still remember the second it happened. I was sitting in galactic fun zone with my good friend Bre, when my phone buzzed and my hand flew to it. Flipped it open and what did I see? The junior high form of proposal from the beauty herself; "So... Like, what do you think about going out with me..?" A smile creeped across my face and a warmth that hadn't been there in a long time filled my heart. "I'd love to... Are you..asking me?"
"Yea... *blushes*"
"Yush!!"
Posted by Sinister Snowfall. at 11:20 AM 0 comments
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